My Boyfriend and I were in bed last night discussing how we might spend some of his redundancy money. This is one of the most common things we do in bed, the most common being sleeping. Amongst some of the ideas (holiday, Wii, owning a small chain of porn retaillers) was a practical one about buying a new freezer.
Him: "Yeah, but there's no point in us getting a freezer."That, quite possibly, is the problem with western society...
Me: "Why Not?"
Him: "'Cos all we'd do is fill it with food."
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Yes, yes, make me look stupid!
You could put into the context that I was trying to explain that we would just fill up the freezer with food which we will inevitably not eat and when we move in a couple of years time there will be a bit of stewing steak that has been hanging around since we got the damned thing, yes I said damned thing!
Curses!
You can also fill it with dead bodies.
Just a thought.
Or with loads of ice cream
Yeah but if we don't have a freezer we'll have to eat all of the ice cream in one go, wouldn't that be a shame?
Geeze Babe, first you ask me to be funny and then expect me to not make insulting comments about you?
You can't have it both ways you know...
hi
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