Friday, February 23

How to keep an idiot busy

  1. Talk
  2. Get off the Web
  3. Get Healthier
  4. Leave the House
  5. Join some Clubs
  6. Say Yes
  7. Spoil Myself
Yesterday I sat down and spoke comfortably to people during both my first and second break. It was bizarre, and an experience I haven’t felt in a while. Kind of like physical contact with a human being.

Then I came home and surfed the web, looking at my bank account, because again, that doesn’t really count does it! I think I’ll only find it easy to get off the web when I have friends and activities to fill the gap, or just a whole load of new porn.

For those of you still on the web, this beauty of a site may keep you occupied for longer than you imagine. I'm afraid to say it kept me busy for longer than I care to admit...

6 comments:

Ps said...

How long did it keep you busy for?Just asking, you know! :-)

etain_lavena said...

I am gonna check it out now....enjoy your weekend:)

♥anonymous said...

about 5 minutes for me to get it lol
feel better about yourself now?

The Freelance Cynic said...

Much better. I only spent 2 minutes clicking and 2 minutes trying to work out how it works. And a further 2 minutes clicking on it again trying to see if you could trap it anywhere, and a...
...oh wait...
Damn...

Anonymous said...

Press "Tab" then the "Space Bar"
Wow You Win!!

The Freelance Cynic said...

Oh my God.

3 Years of a Comp Sci Degree and I know NOTHING!

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The Freelance Guru!

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