Thursday, March 1

A Miracle on Park Street...

  1. Talk
  2. Get off the Web
  3. Get Healthier
  4. Leave the House
  5. Join some Clubs
  6. Say Yes
  7. Spoil Myself

I went out with my work mates last night drinking!
To those who may not understand why that statement is being exclaimed allow me to elaborate.

  • Last night - a Wednesday! Even though I'm working today!
  • Went out - I do not go out. I prefer to sit and watch TV or surf blogs trying to find the well written ones.
  • I – the nominative singular pronoun, used by a speaker in referring to himself or herself.
  • Work mates - I haven't had ‘work mates’ since I moved to Bristol, and I prefer not to mix my work and social (or lack of) life, but last night I went out drinking with people from work.
  • Drinking! – Imbibing of poisonous toxins for pleasure and sexual gain.
And I loved it. Really - even though my friend and I started drinking early ad probably made complete tits of ourselves. But then that is the purpose of alcohol in this country.
And I made myself leave early so I could wake up in time to go the gym today!
  1. n a building or room designed and equipped for indoor sports, exercise, or physical education. (gymnasium)
  2. n An English male name as spelt by dyslexics
What is going on with me? A month ago I would have hated the idea of going, refused to get drunk, sat in a corner and not spoken to anyone, and left at about 10:00. But last night I really enjoyed myself, had a few drinks chatted to everyone and left at the reasonable hour of 11:30 but only because it's a school night and I'm going to the gym today. (I also had Nandos for Dinner, but we won't tell anyone that...)

I think, maybe, someone should get me Doctor; there is clearly some strange sociable creature that has taken over my brain,
And at this rate it will probably take over my liver too.


Angelika said...


You're turning into a real boy!!! Yay for you, LOL.

spoon said...

i'm shocked...why you no go out much? eish! bet you're the life and soul of every party when you do!

etain_lavena said...

Whooohooo........YOU DO IT!......
It was what you set out to do, and you had fun, no explanation needed for that!!!!
purpose of alcohol in this it not the purpose in every country?:)

The Freelance Cynic said...

Lol cheers Angelika, it's a from relief cos being wooden and all, I was bored of always having wood in my pants.

Spoon - less the life and soul, more the counsellor, listener and most likely to slur dramatic phrases

And Etain - thankyou for understanding :). That is exactly how I feel.

Anonymous said...

well... i guess this whole Becoming You thing's working then huh?


Ps said...

Gym and alcohol.The only two things that give me a good 'high'.LOL.Was going to blog about exactly these two things--but will save it for another time.
Glad you enjoyed though.(cynicism aside--I never get carried away by your blog name, and that self proclaimed cynicism dose!)

The Freelance Cynic said...

&Hearts - You know you may just be right, which is surprising really cos I just started it as something to write about!

ps - I know, I know the cynisicm is waning, which sucks now that I've brought! ^__^ But I'm sure I'll find something to moan about soon...

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