Friday, March 23


Don't date a midget with learning difficulties.
-It's not big, and it's not clever


spoon said...

I'm more pro-length myself!

The Freelance Cynic said...

See! It's comments like that that led me to believe you were a cock hungry homosexual! Instead your just a cock hungry chick but my chauvinist head finds a thought like that hard to wrap around.

Womanly bits.. shudder...

mist1 said...

I dated a brilliant midget. It was a short relationship.

Jay said...

Screw height, screw length -
if you've got girth, you've no need to be clever in the least.

The Freelance Cynic said...

Mist - I dated a shakespearean actor once. But it all ended in tragedy.

Jay - For the sake of one night perhaps. But after the fifth date when they still can't work out what their name is it could get a bit tedious.

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