We had a competition at work a few days ago to write a five item shopping list. The prize was an hour off work.
Here are some of my entries
- For Sale
- A 3 Acre hollowed out volcano with fitted monorail
- A ex squad of bitter marines
- A shark pool with added piranhas
- A Laser, world destroying size, with visible beam
- And a white Kitty-Kat
- My Life Goals
- A Pimped out red car with a spoiler
- A vicious dog like a Rockweiler
- A switch pocket knife
- A fit trophy wife
- And the rest of my life in the broiler
- Shopping List
- Pasta Laguini
- Vodka Martini
- New Wool Beenie
- Book on Houdini
- And some Milk
And can you believe I didn't win?
5 comments:
yeah. what mr. fabulous said.
and my url changed btw ( http://deviousugaraves.blogspot.com/ )
i'd buy the 3 acre hollowed out volcano w/fitted monorail...only if, you can guarantee that the volcano will be dormant forever. ;)
i can't believe you didn't win the competition. i say get the votes recounted!
YOU DIDN'T WIN!!!
Take a 3hr lunch! F'k 'em.
Oh, what colour beenie?
As I've told my manager many times, I'm always within a 20 minute walk of the office if you can't find me. List number 3 please, minus the beenie.
Mr Fab - :) Can i do both at the the same time?
Kt- Updated the link
Ally - The volcano may not be dormant? That may explain why my monorails never run on time
Scarlet - Scarlet of course
Dale - :) My boss would just be very confused.
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