Thursday, March 22

Healthy Oats and Grains

On the Sunday’s when my Boyfriend’s away I go to the Pub for breakfast.

In fact, if I’m honest, I go to the Pub for Sunday Breakfast whether his away or not.

In fact If I woke up one day to discover him dry humping a dead silver back gorilla in our front room I would probably still go to the Pub for breakfast before coming back and taking my turn.

Anyway I was there last Sunday waiting to order my fry up at about 9 o'clock in the morning, when the landlady serves the man in front of me.

‘Usual John?’ she says
‘Aye and the ladies too,’
I’m expecting, maybe, two breakfasts and some toast. Instead she pours 2 pints of beer and a double Vodka and Coke and arranges them on a tray in front of him.
‘£7.20 then love.’
He pays, sits down and him and his girls enjoy their ‘breakfast’.

It's times like this that I love Bristol...

It actually is Thursday today, unlike that Fake Thursday that nearly got me fired.


100 Words said...

And a Bristolian, too. Fantastic

Webmiztris said...

that is hardcore. I'm impressed.

Angelika said...

I don't even know what to say...

But LMAO @ "I would still go..."

The Freelance Cynic said...

100 Words - Not yet, dear God! I haven't mastered the accent yet.

Webmiztris - Sure you don't want to move here?

Angelika - I ask for one small banner and you give me 4 of them. You totally rock.
Come April they'll be all over the blogosphere

Ps said...

That translates to about 576 Indian Rupees.And for that amoune you can have a nice dinner for two at a fancy place.

Alex said...

Ah Simon, this reminds me of the good old Uni days where I'd go to The Dove for Sunday breakfast/lunch, and end up staying there till close. Good times. I should come visit you in Bristol some time...

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