See! It's comments like that that led me to believe you were a cock hungry homosexual! Instead your just a cock hungry chick but my chauvinist head finds a thought like that hard to wrap around.
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I'm more pro-length myself!
See! It's comments like that that led me to believe you were a cock hungry homosexual! Instead your just a cock hungry chick but my chauvinist head finds a thought like that hard to wrap around.
Womanly bits.. shudder...
I dated a brilliant midget. It was a short relationship.
Screw height, screw length -
if you've got girth, you've no need to be clever in the least.
Mist - I dated a shakespearean actor once. But it all ended in tragedy.
Jay - For the sake of one night perhaps. But after the fifth date when they still can't work out what their name is it could get a bit tedious.
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