New Erection

It's nice to see that on a street of brotels, sex shops and gay saunas there can be a company of repute. All I can say is, thank God for the apostraphe.

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Cap Comp, Caption Contest, Toad Work

Cap Comp

For my Halloween Wordless wednesday I present something truly scary.
Free links to anyone who can make this funnier or scarier!

Previous Pics

• Cap Comp 9
• Cap Comp 8
• Cap Comp 7

Caption Contest

Start your Engines

Soooo writer blocked.

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Harry Potter
Toad Work
Get away

... and the duped masses

Just change 'kids are' to 'Finacee is' and you get an idea of what I've got to do tonight!

Other Pics

• Caption Contest 7
• Moral Pillar of Society
• Get Away

Caption Contest - Toad Work

"My work likes to find new and exciting ways to motivate it's employees."

Previous Posts
Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Readers' Caption Competition No 7

"When the Native Bristolians Drank, they found it funny to give tourists misleading directions..."

Winner will be announced on Friday!

Caption Contests
Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Wordless Wednesday

Previous Posts
Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Get away...

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Previous Funny Pictures

• Readers Caption Comp
• Pillar of Society
• Stick Humour

Reader's Caption Competition 6

"Oh Daddy! And you gift wrapped it for me too..."

Previous Caption Competitions
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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A moral Pillar of Society...

I'm finding it hard to find funny things to write about right now, and so, instead of taking the micky out of George Bush - my usual stand-by, I'll let someone else be funny for me until I remember my wit.

It's the same technique Jay Leno built his career on.

George Bush does a similar thing, with speech writers and think-tanks, until he remembers not be an idiot. Unfortunately however, we're still waiting.

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Stick Humour

More Stick Humour

Funny Pics

• The Fudge and Cream Shop
• The Accident
• Keyboard Illusion

Readers' Caption Competition

'They make fudge too...'

Related Posts

• All Caption Contests

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Readers' Caption Competition 4

"Bloody Women Drivers..."

Old Caption Comps

• Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

xkcd - Keyboards

See more like this at xkcd.com

More Funny Links

• The E-mail Soapbox Rant
• The Cartoon Squares of DirtFlake
• How to Keep an Idiot Busy

Readers' Caption Competition Part 3

"Who do the hero's call when they need help?"

Winner: Mike -"Man...Marvel has Stan Lee doing some odd jobs nowadays..."

Previous Caption Competitions

• Part 2
• Part 1

The Final Countdown

Found this Classic Cartoon at Dirtflakes Site
Welcome to my new desktop wallpaper!

Reader's caption competiton 2

"Bristol's Annual Bath Day?"

Previous Caption Contests

• Lid is held by magnets

The Strange World of Google - Part 2

These are some Google searches that have brought people to this site recently. More importantly they have made me begin to wonder what the hell I'm writing about on here...

Firstly Freelance Cynic - Health and Beauty Advisor
Hope they found the help they needed...

And then, something slightly more worrying...
Really hope that they found help...

The strange world of Google - Part 1

And if you haven't watched it yet, check out the Feminity Song

Organic Remains

1. Talk
2. Get off the Web
3. Get Healthier
4. Leave the House
5. Join some Clubs
6. Say Yes
7. Spoil Myself

I don't want to do this too you, I really don't. But I'm so proud I will anyway.

I'm about to show you some leftover curry and jacket potato, rather in the way that a toddler will shove a potty in your nose and say look what i did! Readers of a squeamish disposition may prefer to look away now and resort to reading the rest of this entry in brail instead.

Why, you may ask (you nosey bugger,) am I so proud of my fermenting remains. Well, because they are remains! I have never before walked away from a plate of purchased food without eating every last edible scrap, licking the bowl clean and prising any remaning sustenance away with a a scalpel at the crockery's molecular level. But yesterday, eating slower, enjoying my food and taking my time I felt happy to leave about a quid’s worth of food (two twix bars worth!) simply because I didn't really need it.

Of course, I could have just written about this rather than subject you to an image of it, but then I might as well use this fancy camera phone for something.

Isn't it wonderful how technology is enriching our lives...