I’ve been cataloguing some of the stranger search terms that have directed unaware children to this horror of a blog. It gives me something to do whilst waiting for the Viagra to kick in.
I can only assume the Google employees are trying to really annoy some local perverts.
- The almost Reasonable
- Gay boyfriend possessive ("Have they met my boyfriend?")
- Funny reasons for increasing waistline ("Ha freking ha ha")
- Stroppy men ("You hinting at something, buddy?)
- Gay boyfriend possessive ("Have they met my boyfriend?")
- Ewwwwwww!
- Free nude pictures of petite women between ages 25 to 30 with small breast ("See, perverts do have a good vocabulary")
- Street prostitutes Bristol ("Odd. I haven't even written about my new job on this yet")
- Womanly bits ("Eeeeeeww")
- Cruel mistress digging spur ("WTF?")
- Free nude pictures of petite women between ages 25 to 30 with small breast ("See, perverts do have a good vocabulary")
- Search phrases maybe even I'd use
- Blow me please (^___^)
- Nakid Men (^______^)
- Blow me please (^___^)
- Thank You!
- “Guys are prettier" ("Awww. Well aren't you just adorable")
- Hot naked ("Delusional weirdo")
- “Guys are prettier" ("Awww. Well aren't you just adorable")
- Say what?
- Healthy oats ("Who let a horse onto my blog?")
- Unexplained bumps on head ("Try Childline")
- Puppy Slaughter ("Why would you search for this?")
- How do i remove candle wax off my rear projection television ("What? Why were you using your TV as a candle holder? They do them for 99 pence in Ikea! ")
- And finally
- How much does Beyonce weigh? (" . . . what? . . .")
