Caption Contest - Toad Work

"My work likes to find new and exciting ways to motivate it's employees."

Previous Posts
Part 9, Part 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Caption Contest Winners

Only Two Winners today,

In Second Place it's Skittles with -
"There will be a raid on Barbie's townhouse at midnight."

And in first place it's Jams O Donnell with -
"Tune in to ESPN tomorrow for another bout of full contact Rock, Paper, Scissors."

Congats Jam! Here's your prize!
The Original Action Man!

Caption Contest

"His mother warned him his hand would stay that way if he kept it up."

Winners announced on Friday....

Previous Posts
Post 8, Part 7, Part 6, Part 5, Part 4, Part 3, Part 2, Part 1

Caption Contest Champions

There were so many great entries in the caption contest that I'm going to have to award the best three. And even then I'm stuck as to who to chose...

So in third place for sheer 'Smile Factor' we have Lissa
"Honey, I wash the car today and it didn't cost me anything."

In second place for the caption most fitting to The Freelance Cynic, it's Skittles
"They were so religious they even had their car baptized!"

But in first place, awarded for the most amount of effort put into a Caption contest, (and because my Dad likes it) it's Danielle with this delicious ditty
"Wanted to Fish
That was my Wish
Boat in the shop
But I wouldn't be stopped
I was glum
Already had the chum
I'll be a star
If I fished from my car."

Congratulations Danielle! Here's your Virtual Gift!

(Psst, An additional award for a great line that didn't quite make the top three but made me laugh like a horse for a while, Cmanlong's "Q was slipping." This car didn't float."}

And the winner is...

My Internet was down all last night, So I'm having to do the draw now instead. My apologies.

In the end there were 39 links to the blog, and 29 people had made it a technorati favourite, giving us a total of 68 entries.

And so with out further ado, here are the Winners

In Third Place Winning 50 free blogexplosion credits is..
Ticket Number 4 - Angelika

In Second Place winning 100 free Blogexplosion Credits is ticket number
Ticket Number 55 - Colorcrazed

And the Big Winner of 250 free blog hits is...
Ticket Number 6 - Ally

Can all the winners post their BlogExplosion Usernames below and I'll transfer the credits to you account! Congratulations to all of you.

The Competition; Final Countdown

What a month it's been, with you all linking to me and favouriting me. Fools!

I've gone up to an average of 49 unique Visitors a day, the amount of time people spend on my site has increased and I almost had an orgasm when I realised my Google page ranking had gone from 0 to 4 overnight.

Truly you have done well.

The winners of the BlogExplosion Credits will be announced tonight. Here are your entry numbers.

1. Dale
2. Randolph
3. Angelika
4. Angelika
5. Etain Lavena
6. Ally
7. 100 Words
8. WebMiztris
9. Imogen
10. Bobbarama
11. Mr Fab
12. Pickled Olives
13. Angelika
14. Ally
15. Hearts
16. Instant Loser
17. Mr Fab
18. Skittles
19. Getting Vocal
20. Polliwog
21. Stuart
22. P.I.Frederick
23. Simone
24. Simone
25. This Eclectic Life
26. Angelika
27. Coaster Punchman
28. Lord Matt
29. This Eclectic Life
30. GayGeek
31. GayGeek
32. Angelika
33. This Eclectic Life
34. Angelika
35. Angelika
36. Reflecting Pool
37. Coaster Punchman
38. Words, Words,Words

Tickets number 38 to 65 will be automatically assigned to the people who favourited the blog as listed here.

There is still time to enter, simply link and leave a comment, or add Freelance Cynic to your Technorati Favourites.

Results will be announced before 00:00 GMT.

Win 250 Free hits to your blog!

I want this blog to be big (I'm a traffic whore) and so, to speed things up, I’m running a competition.

How to Enter

• Link to www.FreelanceCynic.com (mentioning the link in the comments below)
• Or add Freelance Cynic to your Technorati Favourites

Prizes
I have 400 Blogexplosion Credits to give away

• 1st prize – 250 free blog hits
  
• 2nd prize – 100 free blog hits
  
• 3rd prize – 50 free blog hits

All Linking entrants will by blogrolled on this site as well as linked to in a post on the 30th of April.

Winners
Winners will be selected by Random.org and announced in a post on the 30th April

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