Thursday, April 12

Overheard in the Cynic Household

My Boyfriend and I were walking back from the shops when for some (no doubt perfectly understandable) reason he threatened to kill me with a bottle of Salad Cream he was carrying.

Me: You paid for that already. No way you're going to waste it killing me.
Him: Technically it came out of the food money, so you paid for half of it as well
Me: Oh yeah! Would that make it assisted suicide?
Still, wouldn't be the first time I've been covered in his cream.
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Ps said...

LOL..[s]Creaming a lot these days eh?

Webmiztris said...

I want to hear about the dialogue that lead UP to him wanting to kill you with a jar of salad cream! LOL

Angelika said...


Coaster Punchman said...

I guess this answers my question as to whether you were any other kind of whore. (Your link is fixed, BTW.)

This Eclectic Life said...

Too funny! I just listed you in my "Link Love." Now you've gone and posted something racy so all the church going folks will be appalled. I'm with webmiztris, I want to know what led up to this!

The Freelance Cynic said...

Unfortunatly We have these kind of conversations so often I can't remember for the life of me what caused this death threat :)

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