8 Simple Fools

I’ve been tagged again. Do you think if I stopped bathing people would stop getting close enough to tag me? Or are serial Taggers like Whenn immune to such things?

I have to tell you 8 random facts about me. I had no idea you were so interested!

1. Despite a hatred of being tagged, I love the attention and get annoyed when people don’t tag me.
2. I was born 6 weeks early with my umbilical chord tied in a knot and my flesh wasting away. (The doctors managed to save my life, but I’ve since been told they regret it.)
3. When I was a child I wasn’t allowed to play with Action Men. I got my first Action Man on my 18th Birthday.
4. I have never had a Girlfriend.
5. I was caught trying to steal a Yo-Yo from a Newsagent.
6. When I was around 10 I broke two bones in my left arm after falling off a skateboard. ( I never used that Skateboard again, much to my parents chagrin)
7. I actually look better in my passport picture than in real life!
8. Despite working in a call centre I hate talking to people on the Telephone.

To make this meme more exciting however I’ve included a little challenge. Two of the above statements are false. Can you guess which ones?

I’m not going to tag anyone, but if you want to play along here are the rules.

1. Include these rules in the post.
2. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own post about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

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