Tuesday, June 26

Number 5, not just robot...

I've only gone and been tagged again. Whenn seems to have it in for me...

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

  1. Daddy Forever
  2. The Ice Box
  3. The Buzz Queen
  4. Opinion Minions
  5. Freelance Cynic
Next select five people to tag:
  1. Shelly
  2. Angelika
  3. Ally
  4. Webmiztris
  5. Linda
THEN answer the following Questions:

What were you doing 10 years ago?
  • I was in grammar school, blissfully unaware that such a thing as real life, bills, and memes existed.
What were you doing 1 year ago?
  • Unpacking in my new flat after I moved to Bristol and wondering if I’d made the biggest mistake of my life. I hadn't. I'm still waiting for that to happen.
Five snacks you enjoy:
  1. Twix bars - Double the pleasure
  2. Milky way magic stars - Chocolate with smiley faces! What more could a guy need.
  3. Cheese and Onion sandwiches - Anything to make my breath smelly.
  4. Toast - Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
  5. Bananas - mmm Bendy...
Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
Generally speaking I learn lyrics faster than I learn band names. To name but a few...
  1. Sweet child of mine – Guns and Roses
  2. The Masterplan - Oasis
  3. Somewhere that's Green - Little shop of horrors
  4. The Show Must Go On - Queen
  5. Johnny be Good - Chuck Berry
(For some reason my mind learns lyrics without trying. I can also recite Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven off by heart, and not just the Simpson’s version.)

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
  1. Have a Massive Wedding to please my hunky
  2. Give some to my family so i can stop worrying about looking after them when they get old.
  3. Go book shopping
  4. See every musical on the West End (Always better than Broadway)
  5. Suddenly discover I have many more friends than i thought I did.
Five bad habits:
  1. Tending to assume I’m always too busy to do menial things like housework
  2. Buying cheese and onion Sandwiches
  3. Hating trash TV yet being strangely addicted to it
  4. Re-editing a post 2 or 3 times after I’ve already posted it.
  5. Mentally judging anyone with a more interesting life than mine as shallow
Five things you like doing:
  1. Writing
  2. Editing my writing
  3. Making money writing
  4. Designing beautiful, intricate websites to host my writing
  5. The normal stuff everyone else likes, theatre, cinema, gym, scaring small children e. t. c.
Five things you would never wear again:
  1. My baby clothes
  2. My really baggy asis t-shirts
  3. Speedos
  4. Anything with a 30" waist
  5. A used condom
Five favourite toys:
Do you mind? My dad reads this blog! Oh you mean like toys? Not like ‘toys’….
  1. My Mobile Phone – Buttony
  2. My PDA – Shiny
  3. My bookcase – Knowledgey
  4. My IPod – Musically
  5. My PC – Crashy

4 comments:

spoon said...

REally relieved about not wearing speedos again, and old condoms!

Webmiztris said...

10 years ago you were in grammar school? GOOD LAWD!

Linda said...

Thanks for the tag, I shall do my best to maintain the integrity of the meme! Of course, trying to remember anything from ten years ago is gonna be tricky!

Dale said...

But if you kept wearing the Speedo, couldn't you scare small children and others too? Or would it just be yourself?

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