Wednesday, August 22

Harry Potter and the Endless sequel

There was a campaign in Waterstones, when the final Harry Potter book was released, to encourage J.K.Rowling to change her mind, and write more Harry saga's.

I'm curious, as book 7 ends 19 years in the future, after Harry has grown up and married Ginny, and long after Voldermort has been destroyed, exactly what kind of novel worthy adventures Harry can possibly have...

Harry Potter and the Wand of Impotency
They lay in bed. A heavy silence hung in the air as if the room had been hit with the silenco curse. He bit his lip, and looked up at the ceiling. Next to him Ginny sighed and rolled away. It had been the same for the last month, everything was going wrong. His spells had been shooting off too early, his attention wandering, his duties unfulfilled. Clearly he been cursed, but who by and why? And could the blue pills really make everything ok again....

Other releases from Bloomsbury and J.K Rowling

  • Harry Potter and the Parent teacher Conference
  • Harry Potter and the prostate exam
  • Harry Potter and the Christmas Shop (Also available in Latin)
  • Harry Potter and the Babysitter's Club
  • Harry Potter and the Mid Life Crisis
  • Harry Potter and the First Born's Special Announcement
  • Harry Potter and the curse of tax return
  • Harry Potter and the noisy neighbours
  • Harry Potter and the Scooter of Mobility
  • Harry Potter and the Three Wands Home for Elderly Wizards
Readers' Suggestions

16 comments:

cooper green said...

Harry Potter and the Size 40 Briefs.

Linda said...

Harry Potter and the Faltering 401K! Sure to be a true nail biter!

My Reflecting Pool said...

Ya know, I read that noisy neighbors one and let me tell you, they really are noisy!!!!

How about: Harry Potter and the lazy hair folicles.

Or

Harry Potter and the medicine cabinet

Dale said...

Poor Harry, everyone has wand trouble now and again, it's true. I mean, except for me.

Webmiztris said...

lol! i liked this....how about Harry Potter and the Damned Kids Who Won't Stay Off Of His Lawn? :)

Sandy Carlson said...

Harry Potter in the White House (so what if he's not American.....nobody in the White House plays by the rules anyway)

Ryan said...

just wanted 2 say hi!

Angelika said...

LMFAO!

Sandy Carlson said...

Any change in JKR's writing plans?

Coaster Punchman said...

I frikking hate JK Rowling for getting this whole idea in the first place. I deserve to be famous & wealthy more than she does. Why, I have no idea, but I feel entitled.

Jay Cam said...

haha thats hilarious!! but seriously i wish the harry potter series would continue..
here's mine:

Harry Potter and the Other Woman

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etain_lavena said...

whahahahahahah...that is sooooo funny.
Hope your doing ok Cynic..
HUGZ:)

xander101 said...

I was building myself up for you to say something like. He was wondering if he started his affair with ron again it would make a difference.

But how about Harry Potter and the Obituary (for those who think he should die)

whenn said...

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