Harry Potter and the Endless sequel

There was a campaign in Waterstones, when the final Harry Potter book was released, to encourage J.K.Rowling to change her mind, and write more Harry saga's.

I'm curious, as book 7 ends 19 years in the future, after Harry has grown up and married Ginny, and long after Voldermort has been destroyed, exactly what kind of novel worthy adventures Harry can possibly have...

Harry Potter and the Wand of Impotency
They lay in bed. A heavy silence hung in the air as if the room had been hit with the silenco curse. He bit his lip, and looked up at the ceiling. Next to him Ginny sighed and rolled away. It had been the same for the last month, everything was going wrong. His spells had been shooting off too early, his attention wandering, his duties unfulfilled. Clearly he been cursed, but who by and why? And could the blue pills really make everything ok again....

Other releases from Bloomsbury and J.K Rowling

• Harry Potter and the Parent teacher Conference
• Harry Potter and the prostate exam
• Harry Potter and the Christmas Shop (Also available in Latin)
  
• Harry Potter and the Babysitter's Club
• Harry Potter and the Mid Life Crisis
• Harry Potter and the First Born's Special Announcement
• Harry Potter and the curse of tax return
• Harry Potter and the noisy neighbours
• Harry Potter and the Scooter of Mobility
• Harry Potter and the Three Wands Home for Elderly Wizards

Readers' Suggestions

• Harry Potter and the Size 40 Briefs (Cooper Green)
• Harry Potter and the Faltering 401k (Linda)
• Harry Potter and the lazy hair folicles (My Reflecting Pool)
• Harry Potter and the Overcrowded Medicine Cabinet (My Reflecting Pool)
• Harry Potter and the Damned Kids Who Won't Stay Off Of His Lawn (WebMiztris)

Previous Posts

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• Home remedies

... and the gang of spoilers.

With the most anticipated book of our generation finally released the world is full of spoilers, people desperate to ruin your good time by telling you how the book ends long before you get to the last page.

Here are some tips to help avoid them.

1. Fasten your windows shut with a locknigus Fastenus spell, or lock them, whichever is easier. This will ensure no Owls can get it with your friends spoiler letters.
2. Cover up all views of the outside world using your old Harry Potter Posters, magic capes, and Sticker Collections.
3. Look your door and barricade the letterbox. Book 5 should fit snugly.
4. Unplug the TV, Radio, and telephone.
5. Switch of your enchanted computer box.
6. Keep all fireplaces burning to prevent the use of Floo Powder.
7. Finally, Cover the house in an impenetrable spell like the one surrounding Hogwarts. ensuring that no one can apparate in and yell the ending at you.

Finally, in the last chapter when it is revealed that Dumbledore and Voldermort were brothers, look out for the hilarious misspelling of “Dead!” just after Harry is hit with the Avada Kedavra curse, Stupid Proof Readers…