Wednesday, August 15

Evil Breeders

I phoned a man at work yesterday called Mr Dack.
First Name Donald.

I can only hope he's forgiven his parents.


Scarlet said...

I hope his parents forgave him just as he swung that axe!

Alison said...

Oh, that's good!

Cooper Green said...

Was he wearing pants?

The Freelance Cynic said...

Scarlet - Surly a stick of dynamite in their beaks would have been more in character

Alison - lets just hope he thinks so too.

Cooper Green - Thankfully I never got to find out!

Jayne d'Arcy said...

That's just... sad. Now why didn't he legally change his name?

Melanie said...

That is too funny!

The Freelance Cynic said...

jayne - Will based on the fact that he refused an insurance quote I'm imagining it was too expensive for him

Melanie - Tell him that! I'm sure it will make him smile!

Anonymous said...

I swear this is true (ask my relatives)... my dad and uncle grew up next to a family from the UK here in Toronto, and there last name was Duck. Two of the children were named Donnie and Daisy. No kidding!

The male child got presents sent from Disney Corp.

Of course, this was in the 40s, and methinks his parents toppled a wee bit too much!

Dale said...

Imagine having such quacks for parents? Ugh.

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