I'm not a believer in conspiracy theories having my own conspiracy theories about them, but recently I inadvertently proved one true.
There was a beautiful moon out, a Daz-white Crescent, set starkly against the darkest sky, served on a bed of stars, sparking like eyes in the heavens.
Struck by its beauty I took a photo.
No moon. No stars. Just black.
I tried again. The same thing. For a while I wondered if my camera-phone was broken. Then I remembered that the same thing happens when I take pictures of my TV. The refresh rate on the screen causes interference on the camera and the image comes out completely black.
What other explanation can there be? The moon is a fake - a projection.
There are various other conclusions to draw from this.
- There must be something to project on. Therefore the entire night sky, instead of being a blanket of atmosphere around the earth, is in fact a large blank canvas sheet.
- As satellite technology is a relatively new phenomenon the moon must be too. Therefore historic literature and records mentioning the moon are fake. Thus all history is fake.
- Therefore the world has existed only for around 70 years.
- Therefore anyone older than that must have been created by an alien race and pre-programmed to believe in a history that never was. This is why their stories never make sense.
- Therefore Aliens exist and live among us.
- If there is no moon then the Tides are not caused by its gravity. They must be caused by a pod of humpback whales breathing in and out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean
- If there are no stars then space exploration is impossible. NASA is in fact the party headquarters of the American Government (Not Amazingly Sober Attorneys)
The Moon Landings Were Faked!
To think that the American Government could lie to us like that…
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