Having proven that even my own father doesn't know me I'm now happy to correct you all and give you the answers to the last post.
- Despite a hatred of being tagged, I love the attention and get annoyed when people don’t tag me.
TRUE I feel envious of people who were tagged when I’m not. I’ve spent a serious length of time wondering why they were liked more than me. This, possibly, is a side effect of being a traffic whore.
- I was born 6 weeks early with my umbilical chord tied in a 'knot' and my flesh wasting away.
TRUE Ask my parents. They’ll tell you about it, several times, in great detail, with pictures and slides to highlight the relevant points… - When I was a child I wasn’t allowed to play with Action Men. I got my first Action Man on my 18th Birthday.
TRUE Action man, He-man and the Thunder Cats were all considered too violent for me as a child. I got my first Action Man on my 18th Birthday by a Church friend who mistakenly thought it would remind me of my youth. - I have never had a Girlfriend.
FALSE I’ve had several. Possibly a case of learning the hard way - I was caught trying to steal a Yo-Yo from a Newsagent.
TRUE It was a very cool Yo-yo though… - When I was around 10 I broke two bones in my left arm after falling off a skateboard.
FALSE I did have a skateboard that wasn’t used much. But I’ve never broken a bone in my body. This meant I never got to stay home from school of to have one of those cool casts that everyone signs their name's on. But then, I wouldn't have had any friends to sign it anyway... - I actually look better in my passport picture than in real life!
TRUE I couldn't get a copy of my passport photo but imagine a slim, young well dressed me with a sexy half smile on my lips. Then compare it to this... - Despite working in a call centre I hate talking to people on the Telephone.
TRUE Having a mild stammer and slight lisp that gets several times worse when under pressure or drunk, I hate making even simple phone calls in case I screw up, and especially hate phoning for pizza after I’ve been out drinking.
How can you not love me?
