According to a report on GWR. Bristol's local radio, this morning, the scientologists are thinking of starting a new Church here in Bristol. 
After handing out leaflets at the Bristol Balloon Fiesta the Church believes that the University town has lots of young fresh minds seeking answers and wants to set up here so they can help guide them.
Lets Review some facts about Scientology.
- Scientology was invented by the Science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard
- Scientologists believe that mankind is plagued by the spirits of Aliens, Thetans, that were brought to earth and killed by the Evil Galactic Warlord 75 Million years ago.
- The only yourself of the Thetans, which bring misery and depression, is to work your way up through the Scientology course towards the Bridge of Freedom.
- These courses are not free. To became a fully fledged Level 7 Scientology, and discover true peace, happiness, and enlightenment, can cost more than $350,000.
- Scientologists are encouraged to lie to their family about how much they are spending and what they believe
- Scientology breaks up families by pushing individuals to sever contact from relatives and friends critical of Scientology.
In Short
- Scientology is a cult, designed to brainwash people, separate them from their loved ones, and take their money.
If they do try to come to Bristol I will be more than happy to lead the Protest.
There's enough lying here as it is.
