Monday, July 30

Writers Block

Monday, July 23

... and the gang of spoilers.

With the most anticipated book of our generation finally released the world is full of spoilers, people desperate to ruin your good time by telling you how the book ends long before you get to the last page.

Here are some tips to help avoid them.

  1. Fasten your windows shut with a locknigus Fastenus spell, or lock them, whichever is easier. This will ensure no Owls can get it with your friends spoiler letters.
  2. Cover up all views of the outside world using your old Harry Potter Posters, magic capes, and Sticker Collections.
  3. Look your door and barricade the letterbox. Book 5 should fit snugly.
  4. Unplug the TV, Radio, and telephone.
  5. Switch of your enchanted computer box.
  6. Keep all fireplaces burning to prevent the use of Floo Powder.
  7. Finally, Cover the house in an impenetrable spell like the one surrounding Hogwarts. ensuring that no one can apparate in and yell the ending at you.
Finally, in the last chapter when it is revealed that Dumbledore and Voldermort were brothers, look out for the hilarious misspelling of “Dead!” just after Harry is hit with the Avada Kedavra curse, Stupid Proof Readers…

Friday, July 20

... and the duped masses


Just change 'kids are' to 'Finacee is' and you get an idea of what I've got to do tonight!

Thursday, July 19

Walk this way

Recently, I’ve been trying out some techniques to improve my Self-esteem.

For example, rather than staring at the pavement, I now hold my head up high as I walk down the street.

The result seems to be that I trip over a lot more...

Moaning Meme Moaners...

The moaning memes are coming in thick and fast! Mostly thick though.


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